Jimmy Fallon Is Already Ruining Christmas [Video]

Jimmy Fallon is more brand than human at this point. The Tonight Show host has dedicated a staggering amount of airtime in the past two months to promoting his various Halloween side-hustles, including a new children’s book and a haunted maze attraction set inside the recesses of his own twisted subconscious.

If you assumed that October 31st would finally mark the end of Fallon’s holiday-themed marketing bonanza, you couldn’t be more wrong. Mere hours after the Tonightmares haunters have hung up their costumes for the year, Fallon will be dropping “Holiday Seasoning,” a new Christmas album featuring special musical guests such as Dolly Parton, Justin Timberlake and the Jonas Brothers. It’s set to be released on November 1st, in what can only be considered an act of war against Mariah Carey.

Several of the album’s tracks have already appeared on Tonight Showepisodes, such as last year’s “Wrap Me Up” featuring Meghan Trainor, and it does seem like the perfect Christmas song …